Tuesday, April 11

Travel. Be it international, interplanetery or where ever...

yo there fred watchers,
hows life on the wild side? done anything insane yet this week?
im going to belgium tomorrow!! yes thats right folks, BELGIUM!!!!
any hitch hiker fans should have already turned away in disgust, and no doubt the rest of you wont be far behind.
profanities such as that just shouldnt be treated with such casual abandon. Its not right or proper.
If you know me, (fred) you'll no doubt appreciate the extent to which indecent language and behaviour offends me.
and get this, these crazy european mainlanders went and named their country with this word!! whats that about?

"why belgium?" i hear you cry. and of course, i dont really have a good answer... we're going to hunt nutella, the BIG jars.
these jars are, " big. REALLY big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big" they are "I mean, you may think it's a long way down the street to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to" these jars of nutella.
so its a pretty important trip you see...


if you have any particularly worthwhile opinions on the subjects of a) nutella
b) Belgium or
c) The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy (not the film, yeauch)
then let me know, and i'll have a look, have a laugh and maybe even publish one or two... but probably not.

over and out

Fred VI

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So where is the famous Belguim chocolate you brought back for your loved ones? did you 4get to unpack it?

Anonymous said...

Oooh, that's cruel.
Sometimes you can't get what you want - even with Fred's special combination of love and money.
CT