How to feed 5000 People

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So here i am, back from my travels abroad and sat in college on a rainy thursday morning.
Belgum was fun. to be honest there isnt much happening in brussels...a few pubs, shops etc. didnt buy any chocolate, but did have loads of nice belgum beers, they make some nice stuff over there. but really brussels was lacking in entertainment, esp as we were on abit of a budget (ie dont spend unless you realy have to). some fun was had on the metro/tram and trying to find our way home. we also played french ckricket in the woods just outside brus.

i read recently about how jesus "walked on water". some people rekcon he might have been walking on ice flows. not wanting to dis the "scientists" to much, but surly, in the desert, ie big hot place, doesnt seem all the likly...
and following on from this, talking to simon phipps, we developed a (far more plosable) phery of how jesus fed 5000 people with only five loves of bread and 2 (i think) fish.
Basicaly, take just the last bit of french stick, and but back in the bag. you now have a rabbit/bird killing thing... now just leave the fish out near a convenient rabbit hole and (a bit like "splat the rat" and other similar church fete atractions) hit them over the head, sorted...